Lack of Readership

Since people aren't reading my blog, I guess I could always talk about @#$%^& in strange places. That seems to have secured Ms. Cox a nice position (heh, I said "position" in connection with #$%^ in the #$&%) at a newsweekly to remain nameless. Since I'm a little classier, I will always refer to it as "#$%^ in the #$&%" or "#$&%#$%^". Maybe I could make a living on talking about #$&%#$%^ .

Any other suggestions?

Blind items concerning AZ gossip?
A gratuitous Jesse "the Body" mention?
A detailed account of what I had for breakfast?