Am I...

...that guy who looks like that guy? I had a woman say I looked like Forrest Gump (but she added that was her favorite movie). Another woman a couple days back said that I looked like that guy from My Name is Earl (Randy, not Earl). Another person said I looked like Nicholson in the Shinning (I don't want to get sued).

Or it could be that women are trying to pick me up: a running tab of the unsolicited complements I've heard:

"Nice Look"
"If I wasn't with someone..."
"You're very handsome"
A woman started pulling my beard.

Mirroring a post on Wonkette (I'm not making this up). A woman used my leg as a scratching post (I stood there in horror but she was kinda cute).