More songs

I just about know one more song:
Ain't Goin' Down till the Sun Comes Up

I know the right hand part for the following two songs:
Stay (Lisa Loeb must have huge hands)
Let Her Cry

And I know the main chorus part for Ring of Fire.

For those keeping score at home, here is the distribution of songs I'm learning:

Garth 1
Lisa Loeb (I've got a crush on her c'mon) 1
Hootie 1
Johnny Cash 2
NIN 1
Smoky (though I'm arranging it Soul Asylum style) 1

Late Night Shots

If any of my cousins from D.C. are in Late Night Shots, I'll just ask "Could't you find a white hood instead?" Seriously I'd be a little disappointed (still waiting for that invitation guys, heh).

Am I...

...that guy who looks like that guy? I had a woman say I looked like Forrest Gump (but she added that was her favorite movie). Another woman a couple days back said that I looked like that guy from My Name is Earl (Randy, not Earl). Another person said I looked like Nicholson in the Shinning (I don't want to get sued).

Or it could be that women are trying to pick me up: a running tab of the unsolicited complements I've heard:

"Nice Look"
"If I wasn't with someone..."
"You're very handsome"
A woman started pulling my beard.

Mirroring a post on Wonkette (I'm not making this up). A woman used my leg as a scratching post (I stood there in horror but she was kinda cute).

Open Thread

Since there is only so much that one can make fun of Wonkette/Ana Marie Cox.

Late Night Shots

I read about Late Night Shots from that very respected--heh--D.C. News source. It sounds like the end of Western Civilization to me. Why are people morons? And more importantly, where's my invite--heh?

Since there is no comparable organization in Phx/Tempe, I'm inventing one Late Night Sta-Pull. If you would like to join sound off and I will decide if you are "worthy".

Seriously, Late Night Shots sounds like the clan for young people who like #$%^ @#$* (If you can't figure out what that means, go read Wonkette right now and be amazed that there are people more shallow than you --whoever you are).